Commonsense

Universal truth we learnt:-

"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!".

Moral :-)
"Education spoils our commonsense"

Ek Tha Tiger......

Once there was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
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I Ran away...
Why?
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To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

Kahan Gaya Woh ?


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Aankhen aaj bhi uss pagal ko talash rhi hai, jisne kaha tha
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12th tak padhlo, baad mai to aish hai.


Warning!!!

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
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One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.


Explosive comedy:

Explosive comedy:
Santa gives dictation test for students,
last bench students said v r not able to hear sir..

Santa said ok i will write on board.!

Gr8 People....


GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.

LAZINESS


LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits.......But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!--Be Lazy,Think Crazy!